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xp_teamsAlrighty, in the interest of saving everybody time, we're changing the staff meeting tomorrow into an email for today!
THE PORTAL:
- Three anomalies of significant proportion counted this week, two self-resolved, last one being monitored in case intervention is required, drones dispatched this morning.
- Four anomalous reading of middling proportions noted, we're keeping an eye on them but two already seem to be fading out.
- Twenty-six blips counted throughout the week, lasting for between four seconds and seven minutes.
GENERAL MAINTANENCE:
- Time to double check our suits and possibly upgrade our body armor as well as install the prototype integrated imagine inducer (see Megan for more details).
- Got a ping from the MedLab staff about everybody scheduling their physicals and bloodwork for 2024. They specified within the next two weeks, so try and get in early.
- Probably a good idea to stay away from the snack machine's latest fruit option, at least while on shift, as it contains some hard hitting hallucinogenic properties (tested it after I ate one at the end of my Sunday shift and woke up in a suite not my own - still clothed, before anybody makes that joke - with only the memory of following a sunny, platinum blond person through a field of alien flowers to tell me what I'd been up to).
- Regular snacks have been restocked and so have the meal bars/shakes in the main floor kitchen (thank Meggan for the Costco run, because I honestly did not want to).
- Advanced Safety Measures of Dummies (Portal Safety 301) will be happening at the beginning of March, I'll make sure the other teams are aware, but I still need a couple volunteers to help run it.
THE PORTAL:
- Three anomalies of significant proportion counted this week, two self-resolved, last one being monitored in case intervention is required, drones dispatched this morning.
- Four anomalous reading of middling proportions noted, we're keeping an eye on them but two already seem to be fading out.
- Twenty-six blips counted throughout the week, lasting for between four seconds and seven minutes.
GENERAL MAINTANENCE:
- Time to double check our suits and possibly upgrade our body armor as well as install the prototype integrated imagine inducer (see Megan for more details).
- Got a ping from the MedLab staff about everybody scheduling their physicals and bloodwork for 2024. They specified within the next two weeks, so try and get in early.
- Probably a good idea to stay away from the snack machine's latest fruit option, at least while on shift, as it contains some hard hitting hallucinogenic properties (tested it after I ate one at the end of my Sunday shift and woke up in a suite not my own - still clothed, before anybody makes that joke - with only the memory of following a sunny, platinum blond person through a field of alien flowers to tell me what I'd been up to).
- Regular snacks have been restocked and so have the meal bars/shakes in the main floor kitchen (thank Meggan for the Costco run, because I honestly did not want to).
- Advanced Safety Measures of Dummies (Portal Safety 301) will be happening at the beginning of March, I'll make sure the other teams are aware, but I still need a couple volunteers to help run it.
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Date: 2024-02-01 11:14 pm (UTC)Why would I require anything more.
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Date: 2024-02-01 11:34 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2024-02-02 02:32 am (UTC)- no but i will fwd dr appt from work to medical if necessary they cannot have my blood i forbid it
- someone pls pull 2-4 of these fruit options i am giving one to warren
- thank u meggan ur great
- i will volunteer only if i get to yell DO NOT TOUCH PORTAL WITHOUT PERMISSION
**one of those blips is bc eris snuck into chapel and got too close i thought i noted that on chart
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Date: 2024-02-02 02:52 am (UTC)Do not confuse the false promise of magic with the wormhole. They must be taught invaders will not be tolerated from both sides.
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Date: 2024-02-02 03:07 am (UTC)if they survive
yelling at ppl to be less stupid is fun
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Date: 2024-02-02 03:45 am (UTC)I hold that instilling the promise of retribution will work better in this scenario. Looming.
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Date: 2024-02-02 04:38 am (UTC)