http://x-velocidad.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] x-velocidad.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] xp_teams2017-03-08 09:43 am
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To Snow Valley staff

Not that I'm not appreciative or anything, but when I said feed the fish, I didn't mean you should also give it The Jeffersons treatment. Now it's living in luxury, and I don't think it loves me anymore.

Do fish love? Actually, pretend I didn't ask, because I guarantee one of you has a horrifying story to answer that with.

Treats from an airport duty-free store by the water-cooler. Eat at your own risk.
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[identity profile] xp-changeling.livejournal.com 2017-03-09 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Apparently all of them failed to notice him in the coffee pot for two months and descended into some kind of orgy of self-guilt that ended into buying a eighty cent fish a two hundred dollar tricked out tank.

[identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com 2017-03-09 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, if we can't do better then that show 'tanked', we aren't trying hard enough.

[identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com 2017-03-10 10:36 am (UTC)(link)
I prefer to think of it as involved in the well being of my fellow wayward youth.

[identity profile] x-velocidad.livejournal.com 2017-03-09 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
How do you find the time to watch garbage TV?

[identity profile] x-jubilee.livejournal.com 2017-03-10 10:34 am (UTC)(link)
I'm multi-talented and my ability to sleep for any length of time is compromised by screaming nightmares. It makes for a surprising amount of free times between jobs.

[identity profile] x-velocidad.livejournal.com 2017-03-09 12:01 pm (UTC)(link)
But not you, of course, because you notice everything and feel guilt about nothing.

And don't knock the 80 cent fish. That thing was supposed to bring me luck, and nothing terrible has happened, so...

[identity profile] x-tarot.livejournal.com 2017-03-10 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
He is a very sweet fish and he deserves a deluxe apartment in the sky.
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