Alrighty, in the interest of saving everybody time, we're changing the staff meeting tomorrow into an email for today!

THE PORTAL:
- Three anomalies of significant proportion counted this week, two self-resolved, last one being monitored in case intervention is required, drones dispatched this morning.
- Four anomalous reading of middling proportions noted, we're keeping an eye on them but two already seem to be fading out.
- Twenty-six blips counted throughout the week, lasting for between four seconds and seven minutes.

GENERAL MAINTANENCE:
- Time to double check our suits and possibly upgrade our body armor as well as install the prototype integrated imagine inducer (see Megan for more details).
- Got a ping from the MedLab staff about everybody scheduling their physicals and bloodwork for 2024. They specified within the next two weeks, so try and get in early.
- Probably a good idea to stay away from the snack machine's latest fruit option, at least while on shift, as it contains some hard hitting hallucinogenic properties (tested it after I ate one at the end of my Sunday shift and woke up in a suite not my own - still clothed, before anybody makes that joke - with only the memory of following a sunny, platinum blond person through a field of alien flowers to tell me what I'd been up to).
- Regular snacks have been restocked and so have the meal bars/shakes in the main floor kitchen (thank Meggan for the Costco run, because I honestly did not want to).
- Advanced Safety Measures of Dummies (Portal Safety 301) will be happening at the beginning of March, I'll make sure the other teams are aware, but I still need a couple volunteers to help run it.