ugggg

i am still in chicago for one more week.

it is balls curlingly cold here and i want to go hoooome but i am making progress with sarge

sarge sucks. like, really sucks but he knows a guy who knows a guy and i need to get jeff onside and since i don't want to shag him (he is straight and has some ... hygene issues) i have to talk to him. jeff has no friends. except me. i am his bestest friend and we're drinking a lot of sherry. 

sherry tastes like balls. 


sarge also has a pigeon problem. i just want to meet his friends but no, pigeons. he's all about talking to the pigeons. his power isn't even pigeons. he just really likes them. pigeons suck. so much. i want a new job. with no pigeons. 

uggg.