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Quentin Quire ([personal profile] xp_erverse) wrote in [community profile] xp_teams2018-03-23 10:39 am
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[X-Factor Investigations]

I got a text we got a new hire but they won't identify themselves but they seemed awfully chummy. Is Frost coming back? What did we do to deserve that?
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[personal profile] xp_havok 2018-03-23 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
The little angry one? Cool! She’s great
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[personal profile] xp_havok 2018-03-23 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay okay I know you don’t like her. So look at this way - no more desk duty for any of us, since she’s a kid, and you get to order her around. Sound better?
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[personal profile] xp_erverse 2018-03-23 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You think I'm going to trust her to be anywhere near the petty cash or corporate cards?
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[personal profile] xp_havok 2018-03-23 04:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude I don’t think she’s a thief. And if she is, she can do what the rest of us do and steal Warren’s ATM card
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[personal profile] xp_olaris 2018-03-23 04:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. Taking her out for milkshakes soon.
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[personal profile] xp_invisible 2018-03-23 04:10 pm (UTC)(link)
And you didn't invite the rest of us? I'm hurt Lorna...where did I put next month's duty roster
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[personal profile] xp_olaris 2018-03-23 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Warren asked me to talk to her. We can have a new hirer celebration soon.
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[personal profile] xp_invisible 2018-03-23 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
*sniffs*

I'm still distraught and overcome with grief over the lack of Milkshake time...bring some back for the office :P
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[personal profile] xp_olaris 2018-03-23 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
That I can do just for you.
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[personal profile] xp_invisible 2018-03-23 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
I knew there was a reason I liked you!
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[personal profile] xp_erverse 2018-03-23 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
So you're just going to hire every unskilled pissant who crosses that threshold? You already got me.
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[personal profile] xp_invisible 2018-03-23 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you saying you don't want an army of minions?

Wait, what am I saying, new hiring policy
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[personal profile] xp_erverse 2018-03-23 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
There are better options. Like getting Colbert to animate literal Minions.
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[personal profile] xp_invisible 2018-03-23 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
This sounds like a good plan! Can we do this?
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[personal profile] xp_olaris 2018-03-23 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
That you have to ask the person who hirers people. Which means you'll have to Warren.
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[personal profile] xp_invisible 2018-03-23 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Lorna, sweetie, I think we need to have a discussion about giving Warren more power...or letting him realise he has more power anyway.
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[personal profile] xp_olaris 2018-03-23 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Should we hire a recruiter? I guess our hiring process is unlike any place I've ever been too (which wasn't that many)
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